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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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  • Levi: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Eren: I did. I broke it.
  • Levi: No. No, you didn’t. Sasha?
  • Sasha: Don’t look at me, look at Connie.
  • Connie: What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Sasha: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Connie: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Sasha: Suspicious.
  • Connie: No, it’s not!
  • Armin: If it matters, probably not but… Jean was the last one to use it.
  • Jean: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Armin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Jean: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Armin!
  • Eren: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Captain.
  • Levi: No. Who broke it?
  • Historia: Captain, Mikasa’s been awfully quiet…
  • Mikasa: Really?!
  • Historia: Yeah, really!
  • (yelling ensues)
  • ...
  • Levi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.
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